Funny sms; 9386 messages
After Putting Us In Fire
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly Sleeping
Nai Samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???
Ye Lo
Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->
196 chars (2 sms)
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
177 chars (2 sms)
After a striving movement of 25 years.
MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.
Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also
Book Name :
"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
233 chars (2 sms)
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
285 chars (2 sms)
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?
Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!
Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
148 chars (1 sms)
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larke Ki Maa
Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
123 chars (1 sms)
Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo
Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
70 chars (1 sms)
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?
Socho ?
Ans-SHANTI
110 chars (1 sms)
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
104 chars (1 sms)
Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR
BRRRRR...
PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
110 chars (1 sms)
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti
wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti
English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,
Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K
K
K
K
K
K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P
165 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.
Teacher: kiya?
Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
168 chars (2 sms)